Miami HEArT – LeBron James’ Lack of Heart source of Chest Pain

Miami Heat all-star LeBron James was sent home from Heat shoot-around after complaining of severe chest pain to team doctors. While team officials offered no further diagnosis on James, LakerMagic spoke with a team source who wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitivity of the situation. He gave LakerMagic this exclusive piece of Breaking News:  “Doctors sent LeBron to the hospital for further testing where he was diagnosed with having NO HEART.”

LeBron shows the NBA crown where his heart would be...if he only had one.

LakerMagic was not shocked by this revelation after seeing LeBron’s performance in the 2011 NBA Finals, but nevertheless pressed the official for more information on what exactly he meant by “no heart.” Was James born with a hole in his heart? An aortic deformity? No, just no heart. None whatsoever. The official went on to say that while James had previously known that he had no RINGS, his lack of HEART was news to him.

Where LeBron and the Miami Heat go from here is anybody’s guess as James is considered out indefinitely. It’s rumored that Pat Riley and the Heat may try trade LeBron or even void the former MVP’s contract for not disclosing his lack of heart during his physical. In the meantime, the Miami Heat Director of Marketing is said to be making the most of this recent development by auditioning the heartless James for the role of “Tin Man” in the upcoming remake of The Wizard of Oz.

LeBrons & tigers & bears, oh my! Any NBA fans think LeBron looks better in pigtails than a headband?