Miami Vise – Wade foul on Kobe too hard for a NBA All-Star Game

Remind me again…was this the NBA All-Star game or Game 7 of the NBA Finals?

A game known for its friendly and lighthearted nature got unnecessarily chippy when Miami guard Dwayne Wade committed a hard foul on Lakers guard Kobe Bryant as he elevated for a lay-up. The foul fractured Bryant’s nose and resulted in a minor concussion for the Mamba, who expectantly laughed it off the flesh-wound as merely a scratch and came back in the game to knock down his free throws.

Wade swears it wasn’t a dirty play. While it’s doubtful he was actually trying to hurt Kobe, the biggest question is: why was Wade so intent on stopping a routine lay-up in an all-star game? I mean, really?

Wade's hard foul on Kobe in an all-star game was a nose-scratcher to say the least

Watch the play again. There was definitely something extra behind Dwayne Wade’s foul on Kobe Bryant. If you pause the video at 0:20 you can even see Dwight Howard’s eyes widen in surprise (hey, don’t hurt my future teammate!) as Wade commits the dirty foul.

Dwayne Wade, why are you so mad?

  • Were you upset Kobe and the West team were dominating most of the game?
  • Were you bitter because you knew you had no chance at winning the all-star MVP, despite having a triple-double for the East.
  • Were you jealous Kobe surpassed Michael Jordan as the leading scorer in all-star game history?

Whatever it was, Wade’s nose-scratching foul only scratched the surface. After the game, Wade expressed his opinions on the hard foul as well as Kobe’s place in all-star history. While calling Kobe a great player, Wade also dished out three, yes three, back-handed compliments to the Mamba. Who does he think he is, Brett Favre? Wade’s choice words deserve a blog all to themselves and will be analyzed and scrutinized in another post after the Lakers beat the Heat on Sunday.

Miami HEArT – LeBron James’ Lack of Heart source of Chest Pain

Miami Heat all-star LeBron James was sent home from Heat shoot-around after complaining of severe chest pain to team doctors. While team officials offered no further diagnosis on James, LakerMagic spoke with a team source who wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitivity of the situation. He gave LakerMagic this exclusive piece of Breaking News:  “Doctors sent LeBron to the hospital for further testing where he was diagnosed with having NO HEART.”

LeBron shows the NBA crown where his heart would be...if he only had one.

LakerMagic was not shocked by this revelation after seeing LeBron’s performance in the 2011 NBA Finals, but nevertheless pressed the official for more information on what exactly he meant by “no heart.” Was James born with a hole in his heart? An aortic deformity? No, just no heart. None whatsoever. The official went on to say that while James had previously known that he had no RINGS, his lack of HEART was news to him.

Where LeBron and the Miami Heat go from here is anybody’s guess as James is considered out indefinitely. It’s rumored that Pat Riley and the Heat may try trade LeBron or even void the former MVP’s contract for not disclosing his lack of heart during his physical. In the meantime, the Miami Heat Director of Marketing is said to be making the most of this recent development by auditioning the heartless James for the role of “Tin Man” in the upcoming remake of The Wizard of Oz.

LeBron James, Miami Heat, LeBron, King James, LeBron James no heart

LeBrons & tigers & bears, oh my! Any NBA fans think LeBron looks better in pigtails than a headband?

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