Shaq Up in Beantown – Ex-Laker Shaquille O’Neal opts for Celtics

It was only a matter of time before the Big Aristotle became “the Big Shaqrecaun”. Okay maybe that nickname needs work, but the point is Shaquille O’Neal is officially part of the Boston Celtics and it feels weird and kind of creepy if you’re a Lakers fan. Before signing, Shaq had failed to land mid-level exception offers from Atlanta, Dallas and even teams in Europe (can you say desperate?). After the Cavs said thanks but no thanks to re-signing the Big Fella, Shaq realized there weren’t many options left.

Boston Market

Enter Boston, a team in the market for size after the starting center Kendrick Perkins severely injured his knee in the 2010 NBA Finals. Shaq reportedly signed a 2-year deal for the veteran’s minimum totaling $2.8 million. Ouch, major hit to the ego (not to mention the pocket book). The Celtics have now reloaded their frontcourt with the addition of Shaq and Jermaine O’Neal and should give the Miami Heat fits down low come playoff time. NBA fans, are you feeling a Lakers-Heat or Lakers-Celtics 2011 NBA Finals?

Shaq hopes to be a 4 ring clover for the Celtics this year in Beantown. Speaking of beans, that's still 1 ring behind Kobe Bean Bryant.

Shaq Bench Press

The Celtics pressed Shaq to come off the bench before they agreed to sign him. All indications point to Shaq being okay with this, but you just know he’s licking his chops waiting for starting center Jermaine O’Neal to get injured. Yes, a literal Shaq attack! Which brings me to my next point: Boston now has two O’Neals. There are only two O’Neals in the entire NBA and they both play for Boston now. This means Shaq’s jersey is going to have S. O’Neal on the back rather than just O’Neal. Another hit to the ego!

O’Neals are Ol’ Neals

Regardless of who gets more minutes, both O’Neals are old and injury-prone and neither is explosive anymore. Jermaine will begin the year as the starter after averaging 13.6 points and 6.9 rebounds per game last season in Miami. The Celtics can expect similar or slightly better numbers from him while knowing he can get injured at any moment. No stranger to injury himself, the other other O’Neal (that’s right Shaq has fallen that far) will have to prove to the Boston faithful that he still has something left in the tank.

Perks and Benefits – Kendrick Perkins out for Game 7 of NBA Finals

It’s official Lakers fans…Celtics center Kendrick Perkins will not play in Game 7 on Thursday after tearing both the MCL and PCL ligaments in his knee.  In fact, Perk won’t be playing for cool minute.  Injuries like this are typically season-ending, so he’ll be lucky if he’s ready for opening night next season.

Knee injury aside, isn't it about time Kendrick gets his jaundice checked out?

It’s no secret that Boston’s loss of Perk is to the Lakers Benefit, in a big way.  The only true intimidating big body for the C’s inside the paint, Perk’s absence should mean plenty of easy buckets for Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom.  The Lakers also should be able to control the battle of the boards, and we all know that the winner of that statistic has gone on to win every Finals game.

In other words, Go Lakers!!!  In closing, I can’t help feel like Karma is on our side as now the Celtics know how it feels to lose their starting center for a critical game or series.

LAL/BOS Game 5: 5 Things you Need to Know…

#1 WE KNEED YOU BYNUM: Andrew Bynum had fluid drained from his knee again yesterday after initially saying he wouldn’t have the procedure done.  Andrew’s own doctors and the Lakers medical staff are doing anything and everything to get the swelling down after Bynum said it ballooned up to the size of a basketball over the weekend.  Best case scenario is Bynum gives us 20-25 minutes of solid presence in the paint; maybe 8 pts, 8 rebs, 2 blks?  I believe that would be enough to get us over the hump in this crucial game 5.

#2 UNFORTU-NATE SITUATION: Nate Robinson was his usual cocky self on Saturday when asked by NBA TV how the Celtics would adjust to the Lakers, knowing Phil Jackson will make adjustments to stop the Celtics bench (mainly Big Baby and Nate).  Robinson said, “Nothing.  We don’t adjust; they’ll have to adjust to us.”  He went on to say that the Lakers “can’t scout energy.”  Thanks for the Bulletin Board material Nate.  I hope the Spaniard Pau Gasol steps on him, seasons him and eats him on a plate of Tapas.

Snoop loves the Greens but prefers Purple & Gold. Oooh-wee!

#3 THROWING’ IN THE POWELL: Josh Powell may see significant minutes tonight and going forward if Andrew Bynum’s knee problems worsen.  Let’s hope that doesn’t happen, but honestly it very well might.  Bynum troublesome knee needs surgery in early July and any wrong move in the course of the game could take him out of the series.  If that does happen, Phil Jackson said that Powell is ready to play.  If Powell is hitting that 12-to-14 foot midrange jumper of his, he could be a spark off the bench for the Lakers.

#4 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Celtics bigs Kendrick Perkins and Rasheed Wallace are both only 1 technical away from being suspended for the next game of the NBA Finals if they can’t keep their mouths shut.  I had told my buddy that I actually didn’t want Perk getting the tech in Games 1 & 2 because it would mean he would be suspended for a Boston game and Rasheed Wallace would start in his place.  When his 3 is hitting, ‘Sheed scares me and reminds me a lot of Robert Horry.  But now that we’re at Game 5, a 7th technical from either of these knuckleheads would be perfect as the series moves back to L.A.

#5 SERIES TIE SERIOUS: With the series tied 2-2 in the NBA Finals, the winner of Game 5 has gone on to win the title 76% of the time.  In the 2-3-2 format, the team with home-court advantage won the NBA Championship 100% of the time (9-0) after leading 3-2 in the series.  History is on the Lakers side if they win Game 5 tonight.  Can you say GAME OF THE YEAR???  I’m thinking the game goes into Overtime and Black Mamba goes for 40.  Prediction: LAKERS 99, Celtics 95.

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